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nimbus-cloud: Went to the Haikyuu gengaten at Tokyo Skytree~ Â Man it was actually a really huge gallery (couldnâ€™t take pictures of the gallery portion, so enjoy the life-size cardboard cut-outs of your favorite volleyball nerds). Â

This is what you have longed for, what you have craved. To submit yourself completely to my will, to be used like the whore you are inside and to be utterly loved for it

daddy-perfection: The noises I can get my baby girl to make when I ravage her asshole and tell her right into her ear what a pathetic little slut she is.

sluts-excite-me: mr-and-me: Let’s go away for a dirty weekend. This is how I will keep you awake while you are driving baby. I’ll get you right to the edge over and over again. It will be the best drive you have ever taken. Just imagine how wet

beautiful-ambition:beautiful-ambition:This is what happens when you teach and raise the babies right! And I am so proud of my HBCU, my alma mater, Howard University. THIS is where change begins, in the children!Yall need to pay this some kind of attention

erospainter: “A Lesson on Love A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love

baby-make-it-hurt: where-the-wildlings-are: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive Earth is actually a crazy place man Holy fuck This is an amazing collection of pictures!

pineappledean: THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN SEASON 8 Human!Impala episode: The one where the Impala is turned into a human (Ian Somerhalder) and Dean can’t accept that the car he’s called Baby for years is a man. The Impala, Baby, takes Dean out for a

“And here is where I keep the notes on all of you little turn-ons, the things that make you get hard and helpless instantly. Would you like me to something out of your file baby, and read it to you slowly?”I gulped and reached down to adjust my cock,

oloro: steven universe au where rose is alive and the whole show is about the gems desperately trying to learn how to raise a baby & save the world AT THE SAME TIME!!!! seen on rebloggy.com/My art

Being sick is the worst I’m feeling so sorry for myself and this is like the one time where I’d love to have someone there to baby me and hug me and give me cuddles and spoon me back to sleep because right now I’m just tossing around

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

letsglowwest: It’s hilarious- posts are going up about whether b1a4 is airing hello baby or not but nobody is actually providing an answer. We’re all blissfully living in a world of ignorance- where B1A4 MIGHT be filming Hello Baby and the teaser

coffeeandcockatiels: vworp-goes-the-tardis: maehkon: acacophony: littleojibwe: tanninginparadise: See this picture? This comes from a town in Canada where a 24 pack of water bottles is 104 dollars and formula milk for a baby is priced at 55 dollars

kylenoggy:urserlicious:competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possibleDid you mean playing support

thegiantsquids: self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but

oloro:steven universe au where rose is alive and the whole show is about the gems desperately trying to learn how to raise a baby & save the world AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Rose sthap @ A@

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but

I swear to shit, Hobbit Kink Meme, I am going to destroy anyone that keeps making mpreg prompts. I really don’t want to see weird, traditional family structures where there should be cool, queer readings of characters.

mamalaz: The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU) The one where Kylo steals a baby to try and teach it the ways of the dark side. The rest of the series is here

isastrobitch: The house where the moon is placed is where you’re the most receptive, for example, people with moon in the 3rd are great listeners and with the moon’s influence make others feel compelled to reveal their secrets to them.

stepchildofthesun: It’s a dog and a baby goat. YES, please, get on my blog now. This is adorable. I love the last gif where the dog licks the goat’s butt and wags its tail like “God, I love butts”

oelm: artemispanthar: kasukasukasumisty: pinkiepiebones: how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG *frantically tries to shove them back in* this is 100000% gold I—-

chekhovandowl: Garnet can see the future, and the future is full of messes and fake baby wrestling.

kyatt7: Celebi is a time-traveling Pokémon - how the hell is its signature move not an attack where it goes back in time and attacks its opponent’s unevolved form and the damage is calculated accordingly? I want a magical baby-punching jerk Celebi,

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

(MOVED TO PATISSERISM)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:takineko: fairyofthemoon: beesmygod: do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either. she had babies

thegiantsquids: self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

so i had this weird dream last night where you could give birth as if you were giving blood. like the doctors would have to stick a needle in you and just fucking take out the baby like that. and once the baby is in the tiny ass syringe they’d go

thegiantsquids: self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: xyinx: sociallyawkward18: betterthankanyebitch: this is so freakin cute This is beautiful…. Go dad! OMG let this go viral The bit where the stagehand come out to hold the baby and superdad is like “No no, I’ve

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

I feel like I’m stuck in a time loop where all I do is nurse and burp the baby until I go to sleep 😩

burger8161: urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible I would spend all of the money’s on this

official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i

fweetpwuffyfatday: baby-make-it-hurt:where-the-wildlings-are:Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive Earth is actually a crazy place man Holy fuck God turned up

luminousknowledge: beautiful-ambition:beautiful-ambition:This is what happens when you teach and raise the babies right! And I am so proud of my HBCU, my alma mater, Howard University. THIS is where change begins, in the children!Yall need to pay this

your-dearest-antego:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:why haven’t I heard of a movie where a woman takes her fiance home to Romania to meet her family, and it turns out her father is literally Count Dracula? Surely such a film

alabasterdoll: Mommy cat teaching her baby how to drink water! I love how she taps the baby on the head and shows how to pat at the water, to see where the water level is. So sweet!!

baby-make-it-hurt: where-the-wildlings-are: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive Earth is actually a crazy place man Holy fuck

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

Nagi no Asukara where the fuck is my baby Manaka? This is NOT okay at all. Hikari and her belong together. No one else, ugh. I haven’t watched an anime this frustrating and heartbreaking in awhile.

Ugh, Nagi no Asukara is really beginning to piss me off. Where is Manaka… The Hikari and Muina dynamic just doesn’t work. He’s only been awake for a few days. He obviously still deeply loves Manaka. Stop trying to force something that

ashleysbanks: Don’t forget where you belong–home. If you ever feel alone–don’t. You were never on your own. And the proof is in this song.

baby-make-it-hurt: where-the-wildlings-are: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive Earth is actually a crazy place man Holy fuck

baby-make-it-hurt:where-the-wildlings-are:Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive Earth is actually a crazy place man Holy fuck

sextradite: ridge: IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

kakoen: AU where White Diamond is the greenhorn Gem that starts a war to liberate the Earth and shacks up with a human later down the line to have a gem-human hybrid baby and that baby grows up to be Double D

tiggerxrican: I can’t see my life without her anymore. This is where I belong the rest of my life. I love you my beautiful wife, Mrs. Ortiz I fucking love you baby! I’m proud as fuck to be Mrs. Ortiz. I will happily wear this ring for the rest

flowerais: places that exude magicold bookstores and antique shops hidden in a big cityforests with red mushrooms, bubbling streams and baby deermornings where everything is covered in fresh snow and time feels frozenlakes and creeks where the water

jen-iii:Doodles from Human!AU where Garnet is Ruby and Sapphire’s precious adopted baby who has very light sensitive eyes and had to wear cool sunglasses all her life. Steven later finds out that his cool babysitter’s Moms were actually his P.E. and

mega-madridista-4-life: Steven Universe - Full Extended Theme Song Here’s the full SU theme in HD that includes the scene where Greg and Steven talk at the beginning. Enjoy!

AU where ruby is a baby and one night her big sis yang asks her friend weiss to babysit her while she goes out on a dateweiss’s gf blake asks if she needs help and weiss is like “oh please, its just a baby! I can handle it.”weiss ends up not being

kenjiandcompany: lemonorangelime: Kenji was telling me about avatar au where Marko and Jean adopt a baby who turns out to be an airbender because of reasons, so I doodled some stuff. The baby’s name is Mayari and Jean and Marco have a fun time raising

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